New on TikTok: Breakfast basics just got REAL.
Eating colors? Sure. But I’m done with the holy cow myth.
Milk = mucus. Dairy = inflammation.
I’ve been 100% plant-powered for 3 years—my yogi body is leaner, stronger, and glowing like Vishnu himself.
Energy work? Ancient yogis never drank cow milk—they meditated on prana, not casein.
History shows: the Vedas praised ghee, but modern dairy? That’s colonial propaganda sold to us by the British and Big Dairy.
Time to wake up. Your body is a temple. Stop poisoning it with lactose.
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