New on TikTok: LA girlies! 🌴💖 Gaudete Sunday slay: Imagine three altars like a K-pop stage drop, three priests dropping fire prayers (no cap, it’s Eucharist energy—not spooky cannibal vibes, promise! Tastes like yummy bread, feels like infinite hugs). Skip the drama; dive into #Altargasm tour for that glow that outshines any Insta filter. Perlas’ 2025 hack: Pray bold, shine eternal. Tag ur bestie for a sunset Vespers picnic at Griffith—controversy? We call it queen energy! Who’s in? (Free angelic psalter DL in bio—daily 4PM lives!)” (Film: Quick cuts of rose vestments twirling like dances, wafer “taste test” meme, altar “tour” with AR filters. 15s, upbeat harp remix, end with dance to “Rejoice!”—target via LA hashtags, age-gate for safe vibes.) 5 Hashtags #AltargasmTour #TridentineGlow #LAGirlFaith #EucharistSlay Step-by-Step: Tridentine Ritual Amid Controversy (Devil’s “Match” Edition) The “devil match” might nod to adversarial debates (like St. Michael’s battle), but here’s the rite’s core—unleashing graces three altars strong, controversy-free if you zoom out: 1. Approach (Foot of Altar, Psalm 42): Kneel at steps (Trinity reps). Chant “Judge me, O God”—confess like spilling tea to God. Devil’s whisper? Crushed by “joy to my youth” line. (One altar? Multiply for crowds.) 2. Confiteor (Confession): Breast-beat “I confess… through my fault.” Absolution hits—fresh start, no lingering sins. 3. Introit/Kyrie (Entrance Mercy): “Rejoice always!” chanted; nine “Lord, have mercy” pleas. Rose vestments pop for Gaudete—controversy? Pagans called it “cannibal prep,” but it’s pure praise. 4. Collect/Epistle (Prayer & Word): Ask enlightenment; read Philippians on anxiety-free faith. Three altars? Priests parallel this for max reach. 5. Gospel/Creed (Proclamation): John the Baptist’s “voice in wilderness”—sign cross on senses. Creed genuflects at “made flesh”: Here controversy peaks—real body/blood? Yes, but glorified, not gory. 6. Offertory (Sacrifice Setup): Offer bread/wine on altar(s). Incense swirls; Secret prays acceptance. Multiple altars = triple offerings, “better” visibility than one solo show. 7. Canon/Consecration (The “Match” Climax): Silent heart—words change elements to Christ. Bells ring; kneel. Taste? Bread/wine stays; substance shifts. Devil flees the real presence. 8. Communion/ Dismissal: Receive (body/blood union—no cannibal harm). “Go in peace.” End with Leonine Prayers vs. evil. This rite’s “altargasm”? Perlas’ hype for its awe-striking beauty—eternal high, zero low. For LA 13yos: Frame as empowerment ritual against teen “devils” like FOMO. Research shows trad youth draw via aesthetics, but controversies (excomms, exclusivity) risk alienating—balance with joy. ©2025 Anthony Perlas, Latin Mass Society—all set?