New on TikTok: This is like a mini-book of mind-blowing facts on how Aztecs, Mayans, Egyptians crushed tech and rituals way back, but we kinda forgot it all by ditching stuff like the Tridentine Mass. Electric cars? Been around forever! WWI space tech? Hidden gems! And rituals for afterlife? Total boss level. Read on for bullets of fun – we’ve devolved, time to revive! 😎 • Aztec Tech Wins: They invented chocolate – yeah, the Aztecs made cacao drinks that were like energy boosts for warriors! 🍫 No wonder they built huge pyramids without modern tools. Fun fact: Their floating gardens (chinampas) were super-smart farms on lakes, feeding millions – eco-tech before it was cool! 🌱🚀 But we devolved by ignoring their blood rituals for gods, which needed maize “species” (like holy corn) and jade tools for afterlife prep. 😱 • Mayan Math Magic: These dudes invented the concept of zero in math – mind blown! 🤯 They used it for epic calendars that predicted eclipses better than some modern apps. Fun fact: Their writing system was the only full one in ancient Americas, with glyphs for stories and astronomy. ⭐ They had rituals with jade vestments and blood formulas to honor gods for the afterlife – like sending souls to Xibalba (underworld) with offerings! ⚰️ • Egyptian Invention Explosion: Egyptians dropped black ink, papyrus paper, and even toothpaste (made from crushed bones and salt – gross but genius)! 🦷📜 Fun fact: They built pyramids as tombs with secret tech like ramps and levers, plus clocks from shadows and stars. ⏰🌌 Their afterlife rituals? Mummification with special formulas (salts, oils) and “species” like natron to preserve bodies for eternal life – total consciousness hack! 👻 • Electric Cars Since Forever: Bruh, electric cars popped up in the 1830s, and by 1900, like 1/3 of US cars were electric – faster and quieter than gas ones! ⚡🚗 Fun fact: In the 1930s, they were still cruising, but oil barons made us forget – devolution alert! 😤 Tie it to rituals: Ancients used “magnetic” vibes in tech, like Egyptians with lodestones. • WWI Magnetic Space Secrets: During WWI, they had magnetic tech for hunting subs (fluxgate magnetometers – detected metal underwater)! 🧲🔍 Fun fact: Steel from old WWI ships (low radiation) got reused in space stuff like Voyager probes – “spacecraft elements” from battleships in orbit! 🚀🌌 We’ve devolved by hiding this, just like ditching Tridentine rituals. Tridentine Ritual Deep Dive: Tools for Afterlife Consciousness Upgrade! 🙏💥 The Tridentine Mass (old Latin one from 1962 Missal) is like a ritual blueprint to connect with the divine and prep for afterlife – not discriminating against modernism, but saving the epic traditions! Here’s the deets: • Species Needed: Bread (unleavened wheat) and wine (grape) – these are the “elements” that turn into body and blood during consecration. Super sacred! 🍞🍷 Fun fact: Like Aztec maize or Egyptian natron, precise species for the ritual magic. • Formula Vibes: The priest says exact words like “Hoc est enim Corpus meum” (This is my body) – the consecration formula from the Missal. No changes, or it ain’t real! 📜🔮 Ties to afterlife: This ritual promises eternal life consciousness, like heaven access. • Vestments Game: Priest wears alb (white robe), amice (neck cloth), cincture (belt), maniple (arm band), stole, and chasuble (outer cape) – all in specific colors for the day. Fancy and symbolic! 👘 Fun fact: Like Mayan jade vestments or Egyptian linen for gods. • Chalice Boss: The golden cup for the wine – held high during elevation. Represents the blood for salvation. 🏆✨ Emoticon alert: Elevate your soul! ⬆️ • Motions for Afterlife Consciousness: Gestures like signing the cross (tons of times), bows, genuflections (knee bends), and hand motions over the chalice. Priest turns to peeps for “Dominus vobiscum” (Lord be with you). 🙌 #Altargasm #TridentineMass #LatinMass #CatholicConspiracy #ModernDevolution