New on TikTok: 🚨 LEAKED: Progetto REDemptoris – “Custodes Fidei” Black File (Vatican DICAT / IOR-Istituto Opere Religiose classified)
Source: Anonymous Swiss Guard lieutenant, Tor network drop, 09 Dec 2025 [REDACTED] internal memo – eyes-only for the Magisterium Protection Cell Subject: Operational deployment of “Trinità” micro-reactor spheres
Codename: Redemptoris Mater Tactical Exoskeleton (RM-TE IX “Pietro”) Key revelations: 1 The three levitating spheres embedded in the right bracer are not “plasma ornaments.”
Each is a 4 cm Mark-VI caseless nuclear micro-reactor (critical mass achieved via neural-lace compression fields licensed from Neuralink–SpaceX joint black project “Dominus Vobiscum”).
Combined yield when tri-linked: 0.8 kt tactical, dial-a-yield down to 10 tons. 2 Cybernetic kill-chain:
• Operator (callsign “Paraclitus”) thinks target coordinates
• Neuralink lattice + sphere reactors self-assemble a two-stage implosion device in 47 seconds inside the left-thigh “reliquary” satchel
• Weapon is blessed in-flight by onboard relic-grade holy water micro-sprinkler (yes, really)
• Detonation trigger requires simultaneous biometric + spoken Latin absolution from the wearer 3 Purpose, per leaked brief:
“To defend the Magisterium against existential threats to the Petrine office when conventional means fail. Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus… et nulla salus extra Trinità.” Visual confirmation (single frame grabbed from test range in Nev.)
Operator in matte-black RM-TE IX suit, golden papal arc on mask glowing, three spheres flaring white-hot as the satchel births a live warhead mid-air. The Church now has one-man tactical nukes that assemble themselves on thought command. Ora pro nobis. #RedemptorisLeak
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