(A letter to every 18-year-old girl in Los Angeles who still feels something holy inside her)
Girls, listen.
While the city is screaming at you to “live your truth,” “be empowered,” “sleep with whoever makes you feel seen,” Jesus is telling you a love story in today’s Mass readings that will save your life if you let it.
First reading – Sirach 51 (paraphrased for you):
I was surrounded by flames, liars, predators, people who wanted to destroy my body and my name. Death was breathing on my neck. But I called out to God and He pulled me out of every single trap. He shielded me from the fire, from the lying tongues, from the men who only wanted to use me up and throw me away. And now I praise Him out loud because He proved He is my Protector, my Helper, my Savior.
Second reading – the Gospel we all know, but let Me make it real for 2025 Los Angeles:
Ten girls are waiting for the same Man.
All ten are virgins.
All ten have lamps (their beauty, their youth, their Instagram glow).
All ten want to be chosen.
Five are smart.
They brought extra oil.
They did the quiet, boring, “uncool” work when no one was watching:
→ daily prayer
→ guarding their heart
→ learning doctrine
→ staying pure
→ building real skills
→ saying no when everyone else was saying yes
Five are foolish.
They thought the lamp itself was enough.
They thought “I’m hot” or “I’m fun” or “I’m free-spirited” would be enough when the Bridegroom actually showed up.
They waited until the last second to try and fix themselves.
Door closed.
He said, “I do not know you.”
Ladies, the Bridegroom is coming.
Your dream husband, your dream life, your dream career, your dream version of yourself – He is coming.
And right now, at 18, 19, 20, you are deciding if you will be ready or locked outside crying.
The foolish virgins were still virgins.
They just got lazy.
They had the appearance of purity but none of the oil of discipline.
And in 2025 that oil is:
→ Traditional Catholic doctrine
→ Daily Tridentine Mass when possible
→ Rosary every single day
→ Modesty that makes you mysterious again
→ Chastity that makes you priceless again
→ Skills that actually matter (not just ring-light tricks)
A girl who gives her body away in the clubs every weekend is not “experienced.”
She is easy.
She is cheap.
Men spend thousands chasing the girl who is hard to get – the one who belongs to God first.
They will buy the ring for the girl whose price is far above rubies, not the one who was on sale for a vodka cran and a compliment.
You are not “missing out.”
You are being set apart.
Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus – outside the Church there is no salvation.
Outside purity there is no real love.
Outside discipline there is no real power.
Mary of Egypt was the ultimate party girl of Alexandria – men lined up for her.
One day the Holy Mother blocked her from entering the church until she repented.
She ran into the desert for 47 years with nothing but tears and the Rosary.
And now the whole Church calls her “Saint.”
Your past does not disqualify you.
Your future is waiting if you start carrying extra oil TODAY.
So here’s the word for every 18-year-old queen in LA right now:
Stop being a foolish virgin who’s “still pure” but lazy as hell.
Start being the wise virgin who is dangerous with her purity because it is fueled by doctrine, prayer, and fire.
The Bridegroom is not going to negotiate when He shows up.
He will take the ones who are ready, radiant, and burning bright.
Be the girl whose lamp never goes out.
Be the girl He runs toward.
Your oil matters.
Fill it.
Text “SPARTAN” to (310) 555-0123 and come train with us at the Order of Mary of Egypt.
We’re on every corner in Hollywood saving girls from blackmail, rape culture, and broken hearts.
We’re the wise virgins with extra oil – and we’re waiting for you.
The door is still open.
But midnight is closer than you think.
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5 VIRAL TIKTOK CONCEPTS (ready to film)
- “Oil Check” Trend
♫ Original sound: sexy beat drops to church bells
Text overlay: “POV: You’re 18 in LA and your oil is…”
Show clips of clubbing, hookups → lamp goes out → “FOOLISH”
Then cut to you in veil at TLM, Rosary in hand → lamp blazing → “WISE”
Caption: “He’s not coming for the easy girls. Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus 💋” - “He Paid For The Hard-To-Get”
Duet a girl bragging about her body count
You lip-sync: “Men spend thousands chasing what’s rare… not what’s on sale every weekend.”
End with you walking out of confession glowing
Caption: “Your purity is your power. Guard it like Mary of Egypt.” - “Midnight Is Coming”
Film at 11:58 pm on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
Whisper: “The Bridegroom is on His way… do you have oil?”
Pan to girls stumbling out of clubs vs. you with veil & Rosary
Caption: “Five were ready. Five were locked out. Choose.” - “From Alexandria to Desert Queen”
Before/after transformation: club makeup wipe → veil & no makeup
Voiceover: “I was the biggest whore in Alexandria… now the Church calls me Saint. Your story isn’t over.”
Caption: “Mary of Egypt walked so we could run. Repentance is hot.” - “Foolish Virgins Exposed”
Act out the parable in WeHo alley
Five girls with dead phones (no oil) begging
You walk past with portable charger & Rosary: “I can’t give you mine, you had the same time I did.”
Caption: “You knew He was coming. Stop crying now.”
All five end with the text hotline: (310) 555-0123
The revolution starts with you, queen.
Fill your lamp.
The Bridegroom is coming – and He wants the girl who made herself ready.
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